Honking doesn't give you wings, Red Bull does!
For all those who have tried the "why don't you fly over me" when someone honks, in vain, this is a new remedy.
Showing posts with label No honking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label No honking. Show all posts
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Ironic
This is what I noticed in the blog today. There are ads for "Horns" in our "Horn Not Ok Please" blog.What the hell was Google thinking?
My mistake - Trying to make 50 cents in 3 months through blogging.
Google's BIG Mistake - Having absolutely no common sense when it comes to their Ad sense.
Out goes all ads from my Blog.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Blare and Stare
Just felt the need to let out some steam...
Situation: Im in a taxi, having eaten an orange for breakfast, desperately looking out of the window for a dustbin to dump the peels.
Taxi driver: Pulls over after 4 kms, having sighted a bin (Whats the point in having Shah Rukh ads about cleanliness next to godliness and treat the streets as your own home when you cant find a goddamn dustbin)
Me: Getting off the taxi to throw the peels.
Rich man in big car: Stops his car the size of a damn ship behind the taxi and blares the horn non-stop till I jump out of my skin and then run into the taxi.
Taxidriver: Chewing his paan and doesn't really care about the noise pollution or anything for that matter.
Rich man in big car: Overtakes taxi with this air or arrogance, still honking. Then, turns around to give this 'Bollywood-villian' deeeeeeep stare. This particular stare signifies "Im the king cause I drive something more bling" and "I dont care... the horn will blares... I will stare... you cant say anything, you wouldn't dare"
Me: Disgusted. Almost deaf. Sick of honking.
Situation: Im in a taxi, having eaten an orange for breakfast, desperately looking out of the window for a dustbin to dump the peels.
Taxi driver: Pulls over after 4 kms, having sighted a bin (Whats the point in having Shah Rukh ads about cleanliness next to godliness and treat the streets as your own home when you cant find a goddamn dustbin)
Me: Getting off the taxi to throw the peels.
Rich man in big car: Stops his car the size of a damn ship behind the taxi and blares the horn non-stop till I jump out of my skin and then run into the taxi.
Taxidriver: Chewing his paan and doesn't really care about the noise pollution or anything for that matter.
Rich man in big car: Overtakes taxi with this air or arrogance, still honking. Then, turns around to give this 'Bollywood-villian' deeeeeeep stare. This particular stare signifies "Im the king cause I drive something more bling" and "I dont care... the horn will blares... I will stare... you cant say anything, you wouldn't dare"
Me: Disgusted. Almost deaf. Sick of honking.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Who owes who?
This morning, I came up with a unique way to address the honking issue of auto drivers. I took an auto from Pali naka to Bandra reclamation - Those not aware of the distance - Its hardly 1.5 kms. This ride takes around 5 minutes without traffic and 10 with traffic. On reaching my destination, I told the guy looks at me and tells me - "Atara" (18 Rs). In return, I told him - "Appko paanch rupaya mujhe dena padega - Kyunki aapne Theyees (23) baar horn mara aur har baar jab horn maarte ho, uske liye 1 rupaya aapko dena padega".
The guy was zapped completely.. But, I think he got the point. After a few seconds, giving him time to recover from the shock, I paid him 18 Rs. and left. But, i think this would have created a good impact.
The guy was zapped completely.. But, I think he got the point. After a few seconds, giving him time to recover from the shock, I paid him 18 Rs. and left. But, i think this would have created a good impact.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
New signage in Bombay
Just noticed a car in Bombay with a sign "Honk if you love Jesus". Christ - Who the hell makes these stickers?
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