Saturday, October 9, 2010

New Car Sticker

Honking doesn't give you wings, Red Bull does!

For all those who have tried the "why don't you fly over me" when someone honks, in vain, this is a new remedy.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Need a hand to make it through this drive

Presenting to you the miracle drivers of India - With one hand constantly honking and the other hand holding a blessed mobile phone, they are the devil disguised as drivers. I hope I survive this drive.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Drown it out

So, these are the top 3 songs in my I pod that help me drown out the incessant honking between Bandra and Andheri.

Oasis - Stand by me (especially the guitar opening) 

Hoobastank - Reason 

Pearl Jam - Last Kiss

If you can't beat them or shoot them, shut them out!

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Praying for what?

Discovered something that's arguably even worse than pointless, endless honking last evening.
Temple festivals.
Sundry speakers line the road blaring crackly, tuneless, supposedly relgious tunes. Morons, their thinking further impaired by the blaring music, set off Red Forts by the dozen.
And then they pray for peace.

Thursday, May 13, 2010


This is what I noticed in the blog today. There are ads for "Horns" in our "Horn Not Ok Please" blog.

What the hell was Google thinking?

My mistake - Trying to make 50 cents in 3 months through blogging.

Google's BIG Mistake - Having absolutely no common sense when it comes to their Ad sense.

Out goes all ads from my Blog.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

One tight slap

Honk honk honk honk honk.

I was stuck in an auto with a car behind me. One of those cars which had a driver and a man in the backseat. Air-con. Windows up. Can't hear what is going on outside. No conscience.I got out of the auto, went to the drivers window and gave the window one tight slap. My hand hurt a bit. But, it felt so good. Almost as if I had slapped the driver. The man was so stunned he stopped honking and rolled down the window to yell.

I put my I-pod plugs on and told him its a hearing aid thanks to him.

Guess he got the point.
Try it. Its therapeutic.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Feel the breeze -- and lose your hearing

Wind your window down for a day, even 10 minutes, and drive.

And you'll always think thrice before you horn.